Author Archives: drei

Note to self

Stop overestimating people. Some of them are just as stupid as they look.

Comment être arrogant comme un Français

Quelques conseils donc pour être méprisant comme un Français:
* Surtout ne pas créer: si vous passez un an à Paris, surtout, ne vous lancez pas dans l’art ou un quelconque projet. Tout a déjà été écrit, fait, par d’autres et mieux que vous (et les critiques remonteront à la Bible et Homère si besoin). Donc [...]

Happy birthday to me!

Yeap, I just turned 24! Maaaan, I’m getting old…
I just realized that I’m way more popular than I thought. I received so many messages and calls, that my phone battery went flat at around 10:00 a.m. This makes me believe that there must be something I’m doing right. Right? RIGHT!?
And I’d like to inform those [...]

LOLWTF?

OMG

I had the coolest dream EVER.
I was lying on my belly. They grabbed me by the hair, pulled my head up and slit my throat like I were a lamb. A very acute sensation of a sharp knife cutting deep into my adam’s apple; blood streaming out, flooding the whole fuckn place. They pulled out [...]

De ce iubim femeile

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3 minute theme song
Ea: “Bună ziua, mă numesc Andreea [...]

I don’t hate people

I just feel better when they aren’t around.

[Bukowski]