X: vezi ca ti am trimis prin Y lectiile facute mici mici
Eu: uuu
Eu: muisto
Eu: vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
Eu: scuuuuuze
Eu: MISTO
X: ai vrut sa scrii..misto
X: mi-am dat seama
10°C Tenants in Bucharest turn off the central heating, Romanians start planting flowers.
5°C Romanians are sunbathing.
2°C Italian cars won’t start.
0°C Pure water freezes.
-1°C Your breath becomes visible, time to start planning the vacation to the Mediterranean. Romanians are eating icecream and drinking cold beer.
-4°C The cat tries crawling under your bedsheets.
-10°C Time to start planning a vacation to Africa. Romanians go for a swim in the lake.
-15°C American cars won’t start.
-18°C Romanians switch on the central heating.
-22°C French cars won’t start. Too cold for proper iceskating.
-23°C Politicians start pitying the homeless.
-24°C German cars won’t start.
-26°C Your breath can now be cut directly into building blocks for an igloo.
-29°C The cat tries crawling under your pyjamas.
-30°C No proper car will start. The Romanian dude kicks the tires and drives off in his Lada.
-31°C Too cold for kissing as the lips will freeze together. The Romanian national scoccer team enters the spring training season.
-35°C Time to start planning a vacation in the hot tub. Romanians are shoveling the snow off their roofs.
-39°C Too cold for thinking. Mercury freezes. Romanians button up their shirts.
-40°C The car tries crawling under your bedsheets. Romanians are thinking about putting on a coat.
-44°C Romanians ponder on closing the windows.
-50°C Sea lions evacuate Greenland.
-64°C Time to start planning a vacation on Venus. Romanians are going skiing.
-70°C The ice bears are evacuating the North Pole. At the university of Bucharest, the traditional annual cross country tournament is being held.
-75°C Santa Claus is evacuating the North Pole, leaving frozen, dead elves in his trail. Romanians put on their hats.
-80°C The sea lions try crawling under your bedsheets. Your cat is acting a little tense.
-90°C Santa Claus attempts to join the sea lions.
-111°C French cars won’t burn properly anymore.
-120°C Alcohol freezes. As a result, Romanians are now acting a little tense, too.
-270°C Hell freezes over.
-273,15°C Absolute zero. Absolute absence of molecular movement. Romanians reluctantly admit that, “Yes, it might be a bit chilly. Now, would you please be so kind and pass me another glass of vodka?”
If I were an emo kid, I would say that I hurt myself just to feel alive. But I’m not. This was just my costume for the New Year’s Eve trashy/tattoo themed party
The taxi driver seemed kinda worried and sympathetic, especially since I couldn’t articulate properly any words with my big fat lip in the first hour.