LOLWTF?

OMG

I had the coolest dream EVER.

I was lying on my belly. They grabbed me by the hair, pulled my head up and slit my throat like I were a lamb. A very acute sensation of a sharp knife cutting deep into my adam’s apple; blood streaming out, flooding the whole fuckn place. They pulled out the knife looked at me in contempt and left me there to choke in my own blood.

I’m not losing it :) I’ve been translating this fucked up movie script for the last few days (and nights), I barely got any sleep, had countless pints of coffee and vitamins and when I finally managed to take a short nap, I dreamed I died like the main character. OK, it better be a good film!!!

mental-sunt-intact

De ce iubim femeile

Happy times cu Raiffeisen relaţii clienţi :D
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3 minute theme song

Ea: “Bună ziua, mă numesc Andreea Nu-ştiu-cum, cu ce vă pot ajuta?”
Eu: “Bună ziua, mă numesc aşa, am problema asta, vreau sa va întreb ceva”
Ea: “Aşteptati un minut, va trebui să vă transfer la colegii mei de la departamentul X”

3 minute theme song.
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În curând veţi fi transferat către un consultant relaţii clienţi.
3 minute theme song

Ea: “Bună ziua, mă numesc Andreea Nu-ştiu-cum, cu ce vă pot ajuta?”
Eu: “Bună ziua, mă numesc aşa, am proble…”
Ea: “Vaaai mă scuzaţi, v-am transferat tot la mine!”

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I don’t hate people

I just feel better when they aren’t around.

la-vie
[Bukowski]

3 days in a row

I had a happy! (:

Friday:
10 year high school reunion.
Although I specifically insisted that everyone should dress “jeans-and-tshirt-casual”, I was betrayed by 95% of my former high school mates. I was among the 5% that kept their word.
Highlight: “Well, look at Andrei, he decided to stay young” (oh vanity)

Saturday:
friends, beer & rock’n'raggae.
Highlight: within 2 hours, the pub was out of beer; then, out of vodka; I was the lucky recipient of the last few drops of gin (:

Sunday:
MASSIVE ATTACK! I sort of traded a Maltese memory for a ticket. Sort of (:
Highlight: the whole fuckn thing. Here are some videos I made:

And yes, I do need some sleep.

Despre ce-am ajuns (2)

ori e criza aşa de naşpa de a ajuns Elena Băsescu să bea în aceeaşi crâşmă cu mine, ori eu o duc din ce în ce mai bine. Una din doo :p

Lullaby

…to soothe the pain of Junior, who underwent surgery again.

Get well, little one! <3
junior